Bad Ink: Season 1: Episode 5. "The girl with the dragon tattoo"

How many times have you heard the phrase..."Exit Only!". I'm sure you can catch on to that quick enough and save me from having to explain..

I've heard that said many times...but I really don't think it's something you NEED to have tattoo'd...poorly tattoo'd..above your booty crack. *sigh*

This episode really wasn't one of my fav's so far..below is the before and after...

I don't know about you..but I prefer the after photo. :)

Bad Ink: Season 1: Episode 2 .. Monkey Spankin'

"Why don't you come back to my place and spank my monkey?"

No Thanks. 

So..as you can see above..that is the before and after of one of the clients that was shown on the Bad Ink TV show. The individual with the above tattoo's was apparently big on Pick up lines..and that seemed to be what his tattoo was based off of. Cracked me up, of course..but I still can't help but wonder what in the heck people are thinking sometimes. Ha. 

Here are some other teaser pics from this episode! I really do suggest this show to anyone that enjoys body art...and some humor! 

"From Baywatch...to Buttwatch"

As much as I wish I could take credit for the genius title of this post..I can't. 

I began watching the A&E series called Bad Ink. 

I LOVE tattoo's. I have several and plan on getting many more in the future....

In the Season 1 Episode 1...A young lady has one of her tattoo's fixed. I couldn't help but chuckle. 

The before Picture: 

As you can see in the picture above...she has a large piece on top (It's a large Scorpion) and below that..is...PAMELA ANDERSONS FACE!. *Insert long pause.....* 

Here are my thoughts:

1. I don't even care what your excuse is (drunk..etc). There's just no valid excuse for this. Ha.

2. The "artist" should stick to a job that doesn't involve putting art on anothers body. I don't even think I can call this art. It's not good..and the quality is even worse. Come on now! 

The next picture..is the what it looked like after they cover'd this up...

Now...This is MUCH better than what was there to begin with...but I'm really not that impressed..which was kind of dissapointing. This is a TV show..I assumed the artwork done would be top notch. Maybe I am judging too soon..this is only the first episode. 

The pictures above were not taken by me..I simply found them on the internet and borrowed them to share with you. Let's see what's next!

As if the above wasn't enough..I couldn't help but share this one with you also. In case you can't figure it out..it's a turd..with angel wings...lol. 

I have no words..lol..And this is only the first episode! I have a feeling this show will provide us with plenty of chuckles!