Bad Ink: Season 1: Episode 5. "The girl with the dragon tattoo"

How many times have you heard the phrase..."Exit Only!". I'm sure you can catch on to that quick enough and save me from having to explain..

I've heard that said many times...but I really don't think it's something you NEED to have tattoo'd...poorly tattoo'd..above your booty crack. *sigh*

This episode really wasn't one of my fav's so far..below is the before and after...

I don't know about you..but I prefer the after photo. :)

Bad Ink..Season 1..Episode 3. A hot rod like you've never seen...

"Dearly beloved..we are gathered here today..to say goodbye to Kristen's weaner." 

Looks like she traded in her HOT ROD..for a Hooter! 

Bad Ink: Season 1: Episode 2 .. Monkey Spankin'

"Why don't you come back to my place and spank my monkey?"

No Thanks. 

So..as you can see above..that is the before and after of one of the clients that was shown on the Bad Ink TV show. The individual with the above tattoo's was apparently big on Pick up lines..and that seemed to be what his tattoo was based off of. Cracked me up, of course..but I still can't help but wonder what in the heck people are thinking sometimes. Ha. 

Here are some other teaser pics from this episode! I really do suggest this show to anyone that enjoys body art...and some humor!